Browsing the archives for the humor tag

Uncultured Swine: “Say Anything. Say it…out loud.”

Like all my pictures, this one is an extreme stretch and kudos kudos to anyone that gets it. I find it hilarious but it has been an ongoing joke within my family that a requirement for a John Cusack movie is it has to rain on him. Maybe you guys have noticed this, too. Poor [...]

0 Comments

The -rhmann’s

Desiderata is a poem by Max Ehrmann, the title being Latin for “Thing to be desired.” Things to be desired by me: the ability to write something so precise and keen to every emotion perfectly. It reads like a list of advices to ensure a full life. It should not only be read by everyone, someone [...]

0 Comments

The Enemy: Strip 3 of 24-hour comic

This one is a bit too sadistic. I mean to torture my characters with Green Day may be a little too much. Green Day lyrics are featured in the comic so those with low tolerance to musical atrocities, be warned.

0 Comments

Create-a-Pepper

Once I reached the age where the hostesses stopped giving me crayons to color on my placemat, I was instantly jealous of those who were still blessed with the priveledge. Sure, I could have asked for crayons but then I would have been eyed dissapprovingly as if everyone else was to say “Look at the [...]

0 Comments

In the Cold Light of Day: Part One

I wrote this a while ago, and it is essentially based on a real event. With this cold weather creeping in, I can’t help but already be anxious for snow!

The sun struggled to beam through the gray overcast. The thin layer of clouds served as a shield that protected the cold white earth below [...]

0 Comments

As a Matter of Fact

If said by a man of merit
It’s taken as fact.
If said by a man of manic,
It receives a laugh.
But if you look from the outside,
You’ll see it is so.
The only one true fact is that
No one really knows.

0 Comments

The Perceptual Consideration Theory

Relief broke out across my face as I found the top step. Never before had those three flights of stairs seemed so torturous. Then again, never before had I faced them with only four hours of stored energy to spare. I trudged into the room for my psychology class – the object of my sleep [...]

1 Comment

Monotony

I wrote this a couple years ago. This was meant to be part of something bigger, but I think makes its point just as well on its own. For all you guys just now getting out of school, this is just another reminder of how truly repetitive school is. Maybe it even goes further than [...]

0 Comments